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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
  - Robert Sewell

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There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.
- Leon Bambrick

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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
- Edward V Berard

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It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
  - Hofstadter's Law

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There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses
- Bjarne Stroustrup

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The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
  - Stan Kelly-Bootle

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
--- Jeremy S. Anderson

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You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle.
  - Joe Armstrong on object-oriented programming

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Compilers are like women, if a period is missed they will go crazy on you

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On the seventh day, God said, "Ship it! We'll release patches later."
  - Josh Flachsbart

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Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
- Unknown, appropriated

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I have no plans to learn UML before I die. I'm sure they'll be teaching it in hell.

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code:
// Voodoo class
// Not used anywhere, but app doesn't work without it
public class VoodooClass
{		
	[RegistryValue("VoodooProperty")]
	public static string VoodooProperty { get; set; }		
}