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If there ever was a reason to switch to Chrome it presented itself today. Do you love the comfort of seeing Jimmy Wales on the top of your wikipedia pages letting you know he has a personal appeal for you? Well now you can take that experience across the Internet with you with the new Jimmy Wales Chrome Extension!

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#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""B ЛЮБOM ДOME 3MEЮ HANДN TPETЬЮ
CЛOBA EN HA3OBN MAГNЧECKNE"""
from             \
sys              \
import           \
stdin,           \
argv
БE3YMHЫE_OHA_ПOKAЖET_3HAKN = {
          "А":            "A",
           "В":"B",  "Е":"E",
            "З":"3","И":"N",
          "Й":"N",   "К":"K",
        "М":"M","Н":"H","О":"O",
    "Р":"P","С":"C","Т":"T","У":"Y",
              "Х":"X","Ш":
                "W","Я":
                  "R"
} # CONДEWЬ C YMA ПPOЧTR
БE3HOГNM = lambda ATNC: БE3YMHЫE_OHA_ПOKAЖET_3HAKN[ATNC] if \
ATNC in БE3YMHЫE_OHA_ПOKAЖET_3HAKN else ATNC
YBNДNWЬ_YЖAC_N = open(argv[1]) if len(argv)-1 else stdin
# БEГN ПOKA БE3HOГNM
print(''.join([БE3HOГNM(ТЬМА) 
# HE CЛYWAN CЛOBA MAГNЧECKNE
for ТЬМА in YBNДNWЬ_YЖAC_N.read().upper()]))
# БEГN OT TEKCTA CTPAWHOГO

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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
  - Robert Sewell

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There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.
- Leon Bambrick

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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
- Edward V Berard

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It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
  - Hofstadter's Law

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There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses
- Bjarne Stroustrup

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The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
  - Stan Kelly-Bootle

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
--- Jeremy S. Anderson

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You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle.
  - Joe Armstrong on object-oriented programming

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Compilers are like women, if a period is missed they will go crazy on you

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On the seventh day, God said, "Ship it! We'll release patches later."
  - Josh Flachsbart

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Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
- Unknown, appropriated

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I have no plans to learn UML before I die. I'm sure they'll be teaching it in hell.

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