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TIFU by urinating on a girl
(self.tifu) submitted 3 hours ago by nomnm
 
After she had hinted for about a week that it would be a turn on if I urinated on her. She said she hadn't done it before, it would be a first for both of us. A couple of nights ago, I finally did it in the shower on her leg, but she quickly dropped to catch it on her face. Surprised, my stream stuttered, but once you start, it's hard to stop so I resumed urinating on her awkwardly. Lo and behold she had to bang right then and there so we did and it was awesome.

Later, when we were having dinner, she casually mentions that it's weird how my pee tasted a bit sweet so I jokingly ask her how she knows what it's meant to taste like. She didn't answer so I left it.

While cleaning up, she breaks down and tells me that she'd had several exes do it before. This was the last lie in a series that ended the relationship. So far not too bad right?

At lunch today, I was regaling a buddy with the story of how I ended things with the urine-faced pisswhore, and ended it with "Hey, at least she thought my piss was sweet haha."

Buddy is a med student and immediately took me to a clinic..

TIL I have diabetes.

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