SONG: ( Waiting For) The Ghost Train (McPherson) A straw headed woman, and a barrel chested man, A pocket full of posies with a hat brim full of sand, Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes , A dog chasing the tumbleweeds, across the sandy floor, That drift along the platform, through the ticket office door, Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes , Ooh - waiting for the train that never ...