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Current Episode: October 2, 2005Every Breath You Take
There is no lower limit to the depths advertisers will burrow, though. Case in point: Neaclear, makers of "liquid oxygen skin care products". Yes, you read that correctly. They make many claims about this stuff. The following are actual quotations from their website.
Wow! How did we survive before we had this stuff? Actually, it was easy, since these are all ridiculous claims. In order, here is why:
neaclear and neaclearPlus skin care products all have oxygen in them. the oxygenation procedure is a special 4 step process that enables us to place oxygen into a stable liquid form. liquid oxygen normally exists only at the extremely low temperature of -183 degrees Celsius under normal atmospheric pressure. liquid oxygen in its purest form is highly combustible and basically "rocket fuel". NO, we do not have rocket fuel (pure liquid oxygen) in our products. please realize the oxygen concentration in our skin care products is not a large amount, definitely less than 5%. again, we always recommend not placing these products close to any sources of fire or anything flammable (a good piece of advice with any skin care products).Wow, they must really care for their customers, not wanting them to catch on fire and all. But this claim of having oxygen in their products makes them sound scientific and all, without really telling you anything. They say that oxygen is critical for life (true), and their products have oxygen in them (presumably also true), but they never say that these two things are connected. They let the reader make that assumption, and one assumes they are not going broke doing so. Oxygen is pretty important. Our entire life cycle is based on it. But that doesn't mean anything with oxygen is good for you. Clorox liquid contains oxygen. So does sulfuric acid, vinegar, heroin, and even Sarin, a deadly nerve gas. I wouldn't suggest rubbing any of those on your skin. So, do Neaclear products work? Maybe, maybe not. With cosmetics, it can be very hard to tell. And while their advertising is misleading at best, I'm pretty sure it works at least as well as the product it's being used to sell. There's an oxygen sucker born every minute.
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