Детское творчество

His name was Bill,
He was very ill,
A doctor came too him,
But the man couldn`t pay the bill,
And now the doctor`s curing him still.

It was rather rude
To squeeze out some paste from a tube,
But it doesn`t matter lost now,
Because she want`s to avenge somehow
For becoming dirty from her teeth too her mouth.

There was an old man called Pit
Whoo always wanted too eat,
And oones he ate a big pig.
That was a story about this man whoo eat pig
And now his name is Piggi-Pit.

The young man Hans
Doesn`t like to dance.
Because he has borther Tim
Who dance better him.
That`s why hans doesn`t like to dance.

There was an old lady, called Katy,
She liked to eat chocoolate and candy.
And soon she become so sweet as candy,
That she melted as chocolate on the beath sandy.
so, there was an old lady, who liked to eat
Chocolate and candy.

There was little Draiks, who liked to eat cakes.
Soon he became so fat, that shich in the gap.
So, there was little Draiks, who liked to eat cakes.

Limericks.
There was a young man from Bengal,
Who went to a fancy-dress ball,
He decided, for fun,
To dress as a bun,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.

There was old man in Peru,
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe,
He awoke at  night,
With a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly true.

There was an old man from Pekin
Who sat on a point of a pin,
He jumped up in pain,
Then sat down again,
That silly old man fron Pekin. 

There was a man called Nick

He always goes for a walk with a stick

Because Nick was afraid of a thig

Who can easily take his bag

Poor Nick , now he is dead.

There was a young man called Peter
He always wanted to eat
And he had a big trouble
he became fat and burst like a soap-bubble
This is a story about fat Peter

There was a young man called Peets
He liked to eat some sweats
But when people eat sweats
They begine to say "'Please,
Could you give me some wonderful sweets."





A young girl called Mary
Had already just married
But her husband called Tomy
Could not get any joney
That's why Mary is so upset





There were two brothers called Lyes
They both like to lie
But their lies become a nonsense
Because people don't like  a person's
Lie which looks as a rice