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Irish Dancing:
There are two main kinds of Irish dancing: (1) Riverdance , which is
now simultaneously running in every major city in the world except Ulan
Bator and which some economists believe is responsible for the Irish
economic boom; and (2) Real Irish dancing, in which men do not wear
frilly blouses and you still may not express yourself, except in a
written note to the adjudicators.
Gaelic games:
St Patrick's Day brings the climax of the club championships in Gaelic
games, which combine elements of the American sports of gridiron and
baseball but are played with an intensity more associated with Mafia
turf wars. The two main games are "football" and "hurling", the chief
difference being that in football, the fights are unarmed. There is
also "camogie," which is like hurling, except that in fights the hair may
be pulled as well.
Schools rugby:
St Patrick's Day also brings the finals in schools rugby, a game based
around the skills of wrestling, kicking, gouging, ear-biting, and
assaults on other vulnerable body parts. The game is much prized in
Ireland's better schools, where it's seen as an ideal grounding for
careers in business and the law.
It is well known that St Patrick banished the snakes from Ireland. Less
publicised is the fact that he also banished kangaroos,
polar bears and Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs, all of which were regarded
as nuisances by the early Irish Christians.
Signposting:
In most countries, road signs are used to help motorists get from one
place to another. In Ireland, it's not so simple. Sign-posting here is
heavily influenced by Einstein's theories (either that or the other way
round) of space/time and works on the basis that there is no fixed
reference point in the universe, or not west of Mullingar anyway.
Instead, location and distance may be different for every observer and,
frequently, for neighbouring road-signs. The good news is Language:
Ireland is officially bilingual, a fact which is reflected in the
road-signs. This allows you to get lost in both Irish and English.
Clothes:
Visitors to Ireland in mid-March often ask: What clothes should I bring?
The answer is: All of them!
Irish people and the weather:
It is often said that the Irish are a Mediterranean people who only come
into their own when the sun shines on consecutive days (which it last
did around the time of St Patrick). For this reason, Irish people dress
for conditions in Palermo rather than Dublin; and it is not unusual in
March to see young people sipping cool beer outside city pubs and
cafes, enjoying the air and the soft caress of hailstones on their skin.
The Irish attitude to weather is the ultimate triumph of optimism over
experience: Every time it rains, we look up at the sky and are shocked
and betrayed. Then we go out and buy a new umbrella.
Time zones:
Ireland has two time-zones: (1) Greenwich Mean Time and (2) "local"
time. Local time can be anything between ten minutes and three days
behind GMT, depending on the position of the earth.
Religion:
Ireland remains a deeply religious country, with the two main
denominations being "us" and "them". In the unlikely event you are
asked which group you belong to, the correct answer is: "I'm an
atheist, thank God". Then change the subject.
Pub etiquette:
The crucial thing here is the "round" system, in which each participant
takes turns to "shout" an order. To the outsider, this may appear
casual; you will not necessarily be told it's your round and other
participants may appear only too happy to substitute for you. But make
no mistake, your failure to "put your hand in your pocket" will be
noticed. People will mention it the moment you leave the room. The
reputation will follow you to the grave. In some cases, it may become
permanently enshrined in a family nickname.
Woolly jumpers:
Ireland produces vast quantities of woollen knitwear and, under a
US/Irish trade agreement, American visitors may not return to the
States without a minimum of two sweaters, of which one at least must be
predominantly green. Airline staff may check that you have the
required documentation before you are allowed to disembark.
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